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Friday, August 05, 2005

Loser Brothers: a Bar, a Club, and Excessive Self-Pity

In Frontline narrators’ voice:

What follows below is a real IM (instant messenger) conversation in which both Loser Brothers wallow in self-pity. A sad, true, life story. No joke. This is a real conversation.

If someone is Photoshop friendly...I would greatly appreciate a Loser Brother icon.


Loser Brother 1: I need a Muslim bar
Loser Brother 1: Where i can drink my sorrows away
Loser Brother 1: and confide in a bartender
Loser Brother 1: named Smitty
Loser Brother 1: who serves non-alcoholic drinks
Loser Brother 1: like Squash
Loser Brother 1: Rooh-Afzah
Loser Brother 1: BubbleUp
Loser Brother 1: Pakola
Loser Brother 1: Orange Fanta
Loser Brother 1: some kashmiri chai
Loser Brother 2: it's called home
Loser Brother 1: in a fountain
Loser Brother 2: or Karachi Gym-Khana
Loser Brother 1: we need
Loser Brother 1: a club
Loser Brother 1: I like Sindh club
Loser Brother 1: LB Club?
Loser Brother 1: how bout "The Club"
Loser Brother 2: no money
Loser Brother 1: i need something
Loser Brother 2: it used to be regent apt
Loser Brother 1: yes
Loser Brother 1: yes it was
Loser Brother 1: no more
Loser Brother 1: i would be willing
Loser Brother 2: or fox plaza
Loser Brother 1: later in life
Loser Brother 1: to rent apt
Loser Brother 1: for exclusive club purposes
Loser Brother 1: or buy it
Loser Brother 2: i would love to do that
Loser Brother 1: insha' Allah
Loser Brother 1: when you/I/others
Loser Brother 1: make partner
Loser Brother 1: or start firm
Loser Brother 2: hopefully at that time we will not need club
Loser Brother 1: no. we will

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