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Monday, July 11, 2005

Loser Brother - Top 10

Something longer is in the works on Loser Brothers, but in the meantime enjoy another installation of

Loser Brother Top 10 - Part Duex


  1. Predilection towards watching infomercials; you’ve seen the infomercial for Classic Soul Ballads more than 6 times.
  2. Your father offers to drop you off at the movies…by yourself.
  3. You don’t use profanity.
  4. You occasionally misspell loser with two o’s…as in “looser”
  5. You enjoy reading…so much so that you avidly watch Book TV on C-Span.
  6. You fear that you may be a hypochondriac.
  7. You can be found at a Masjid at a time other than jum’a prayer.
  8. You’re social life – if you can call it that – exists via the internet.
  9. You enjoy group Naseebing – the browsing of Naseeb.com in groups, preferably with other loser brothers.
  10. Steve Carrell’s movie The 40 Year Old Virgin could be based on your life.

7 comment(s):

  • y'all go to Naseeb?!! oh no. thats like going to an Islamic conference in search of the "other half?"

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 7/11/2005 01:32:00 PM  

  • Dear y'all,

    what, who is the other half?


    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 7/11/2005 03:53:00 PM  

  • eh? you don't know who the "other half" is?! its all about completing half the deen...

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 7/11/2005 07:05:00 PM  

  • Howd you even find the hamster lover site?

    The glass is half full.


    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 7/11/2005 11:46:00 PM  

  • Well - half is better than nothing - its like only being half a loser brother.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 7/12/2005 01:03:00 AM  

  • There is no "half" of a loser brother. You either are or are not. There is no middle.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 7/12/2005 02:47:00 PM  

  • Loser brothers - hangin' out on Naseeb?! No wonder you are still looking for the other half of your deen! See link below 'bout Naseeb!

    http://living-tradition.blogspot.com/2005/06/connecting-muslims-together_24.html


    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 7/12/2005 04:07:00 PM  

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